Yea, I live in NYC, so uh... happy holidays.
Age 27, Male
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Bronx High School of Science
New York City
Joined on 7/31/11
Here's a festive gif for your festive enjoyment.
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/6061ea42ed49c2f8e0440318a47f7f22
Much aroused.
I live in Poland, so uh... No holidays there?
They can celebrate being invaded a lot.
GET FUCKED
But I am the one who rapes.
im late, but happy holidays
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I live in the Netherlands, so uh... No holidays there?
You have Christmas or something... right?
YEAH NOT NOW
But Santa is coming to town bro..
My birthday comes first... Then 'Sinterklaas', THEN Santa Claus.
Sinterklaas is more fun than Christmas here, imo.
It is funny that instead of the cookies and milk left for santa claus, it is oranges and hot chocolate.
You mean with Sinterklaas?
Because we usually stuff some carrots in our shoes and expect his horse to eat that shit.
You sometimes think he would eat the shoes? Or even consider the fact that the shoes have been with a lot of smelly feet?
Nah, he has too much diabetes to even think before he eats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWY5iPQ9fno
Every day I wake up, get dressed, eat breakfast, and ask myself "How many of these people have I killed?"
Hey, these people effectively use google images. Hell, they even probably create an effective time schedule to browse through Naruto.
Methinks they'd be more effective at brazen highway robbery.
I bet you their getaway vehicle will be a Toyota Prius.
Suits their taste.
Horses here eat, just like goats, everything. Doesn't matter what it is or where it's been, except for that horse. Sinterklaas knows how picky it is and that it only requires shoecarrots to live, but he can unfortunately not run a mass-production on it, since the horse does not accept such carrots.
Therefore, he rewards us civilians for the shoecarrots we give his horse with presents. And pepernoten, which taste fucking delicious.
That seems like a more legitimate story than the one behind Santa. All it is is that Santa whimsically knows whether you have been bad or good all year, prompting the good behavior in the kids, and that you get presents for being a good sport.
This one makes it seems like when you give, you get. A nice touch.
Well, we technically have the same story, but nobody buys it here, really. It's only heresy if you deny Sinterklaas' existence.
Only difference is that he doesn't whimsically know, but keeps everything recorded in 'het grote boek' (the big book).
Religeon should be able to let some leniency on such beliefs. It isn't like in the christian religion, it is compulsory you have to believe in Santa, so what of Sinterklaas?
He must have a fucking sore ass hand. Imagine if he had a computer: 450 wpm.
Well, he has a giant army of negro men called 'Zwarte Pieten' (Black Pete, plural) who assist him. Many call it racist, but we don't really experience it like that.
Parents decide here whether they want to let their kids believe, what the vast majority does, actually. It's mostly about the fun of bringing the entire family together, really.
Having a negro army being paid to do work is not racist.
At least it bring family together though. Family time means happy time (most of the time at least)
Yeah, most of the time. Luckily everyone sets aside whatever argument they might be having and has a good time.
How's that with Christmas with you?
I'm not much of a religious person, but I go with the flow and enjoy the holidays here in the states.
Haha, you dirty leech
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And a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
..I find that odd. Sorry.
What kind of shit do you look into?
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/713e90f4ed064f7ad13f2293c15bc0bb
MaartenC likes this kinda stuff.
Courtesy of 4chin.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw
Well I find that it's quite a thrill, when she grinds me against her will.
Also, you're on /b/ too much mate
le /s4s/ top board.
I think it was either /s/ or /pol/, actually. Though I've had it for a while, so my memory's a little fuzzy.
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So do I and happy 9/11
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