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I have a confession...

Posted by AppleJack - June 27th, 2013


I have such an amazing confession that this will blow your mind and the confession of me will mean that all the relationships I ever had could possibly be destroyed...

Yea I really don't have one, I just wanted to get a new post on.


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what does you are within range of rape mean....

It means you are within the proximity of my horse cock being shoved up your anus.

good thing you wont do that right....................

Mhmm.

i am watching you...

You better watch that sweet ass of yours.

ok i will watch both but i will look at you more closely

Kk.

wait i dont have to

WARNING! CARRY ON READING OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl named Clarissa. She was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital because she killed her mom and dad. She got so bad that she went to kill all the staff in the hospital, so the More-government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her as humane as possible, but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death, she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes, u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. U will either get kissed or asked out. If u break this chain, u will see a little dead girl in your room. In 53 mins someone will say I love you or I'm sorry

ok i now pronounce this weird conversation is over for now

Ok.

"It's always a blast visiting my cousin City Fox at his future palace, but you just can't beat that old country steeze. City Fox's digs be mad sterile. ... Yes sirree, there's some things money can't buy. See that depression? You can't buy that, you gotta earn it. Boy, it's like I can almost see myself sleeping in there..."

Then he starts tripping, and imagines himself drawing a map to riches.

But think about the implications if he hadn't been tripping. For a fox who appears to brag about his life in comparison to his cousin's, doesn't he sound awfully disappointed by his residence?

Boisterous people are never satisfied with their residence.

I rescued a unicorn from the sorcerer.

YAY!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ2_J65ghCw">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ2_J65ghCw</a>
Hurr let's forget our loyal supporters and focus on winning over people who have never really liked us. That worked for Mitt Romney, right?

It is like saying the KKK should recruit black people to their group.

Romney failed at appealing to the minorities.

do you even have any confessions?

I do.

I confess that I have no confessions.

He also failed at convincing capitalists that he was one of us.

In any case, just as the blacks would never vote for Romney, Sony's never going to get "gamergirls" to blow 300 bucks on anything they make. They need to remember who got them started.

It is also funny to note that Sony fails to know what it's actual fan base and demographics are, and failing to appeal to the right ones.

I find Sony and Microsoft to be failures of tech companies trying to be "hip".

aj y u no have confessions?!?!?!

Why not.

everybody does

Not this pony.

His confession is that he likes
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VdJB1v2g3w">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VdJB1v2g3w</a>

Shit man, now everyone knows!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYnKOFlgxeI">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYnKOFlgxeI</a>
>implying memes used to be funny

Memes used to be funny!
Bench!
Nun!
Fart!
Notch!
Caring Shyness!

make a new post

Fuck no.

50+50

=100

<a href="http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/eng/eft/eft05.htm">http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/eng/eft/eft05.
htm</a>
I like the dark turn it takes after the butcher doesn't feel like doing his job.

An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.

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