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I have a confession...

6/27/13 by AppleJack

I have such an amazing confession that this will blow your mind and the confession of me will mean that all the relationships I ever had could possibly be destroyed...

Yea I really don't have one, I just wanted to get a new post on.


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ohbombuhohbombuh

9/7/13

That's still pretty damn impressive in my eyes. I don't know any German or Gaelic. I can't even reliably translate any Spanish, which I've been formally educated in.

9/7/13 AppleJack responds:

Yea, I have the same issue with Spanish. I can translate more simple phrases, but when it gets more complex, and it becomes something that you have to comprehend, even if you are fluent with Spanish, I fail at that..

Either way, I don't exactly see language as a resourceful tool in life scenarios, as I live in a place with little spanish people, and it doesn't benefit me as much as Science or Math.


ohbombuhohbombuh

9/5/13

Yeah I guess Tom decided the site can handle foreign characters now.

Be honest though, did you use Google Translate?

9/6/13 AppleJack responds:

Im half chinese, so I knew what blank said... But didn't know post...

...So maybe...


ohbombuhohbombuh

9/3/13

空白后

9/5/13 AppleJack responds:

You did post though.


I'll get it to 60 next time >:(

8/28/13 AppleJack responds:

Maybe


ohbombuhohbombuh

8/27/13

50th comment. What do I win?
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/42bee5b4c2690dc4073166dc879e2b3b

8/27/13 AppleJack responds:

Lets see

50 trig questions
50 hookers
50 cars
50 states
50 cents
Labatt 50
Grand theft auto 5
$50
Robert Martin
50 MPH
50-50 movie DVD
50 shades of grey
.50 BMG
50 numbers
50 niggers
Getting the 50th comment.
50 stars
Tin
L
Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Episode

Yea sounds good right?


SirAlexSirAlex

8/25/13

I'll rape anyone

8/26/13 AppleJack responds:

My anus is ready for your man cream


ohbombuhohbombuh

8/24/13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iARHCxAMAO0
This is what a feminist dialogue looks like.

8/24/13 AppleJack responds:

"You guys are going to rape women and you should be ashamed" -Shit protester.

^if such is true, wouldn't there be a huge ass gangbang?


ohbombuhohbombuh

8/19/13

I have less than a week left until school starts again.

=(

8/20/13 AppleJack responds:

A little less than three weeks for me...

We gotta enjoy the inter webs while we can!


PewDiePie # 1
>:(

8/19/13 AppleJack responds:

Kk.


Happy Clock Day

8/16/13 AppleJack responds:

Thanks. You too!


XXXX1234XXXX1234

8/14/13

i dont get it...really tell me.

8/16/13 AppleJack responds:

No.


jake45128jake45128

8/10/13

how can you type?

8/10/13 AppleJack responds:

Fucking magic.


ohbombuhohbombuh

8/8/13

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/stephe n-fry-urges-russia-banned-2136585
"...and I for one weep anew at seeing history repeat itself." Yeah okay.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3LswI3PPPHg/UDec7qg0 gNI/AAAAAAAAJlk/6d6J_e-3unM/s1600/292424_37663 9275739624_1143280262_n.jpg

8/10/13 AppleJack responds:

I love how this guy thinks that Putin is paralleled to Hitler, and how Jews and Homosexuals are paralleled in this letter.


ohbombuhohbombuh

8/7/13

http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/eng/eft/eft05.
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I like the dark turn it takes after the butcher doesn't feel like doing his job.

8/10/13 AppleJack responds:

An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.


50+50

8/5/13 AppleJack responds:

=100


make a new post

8/5/13 AppleJack responds:

Fuck no.


ohbombuhohbombuh

8/1/13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYnKOFlgxeI
>implying memes used to be funny

8/1/13 AppleJack responds:

Memes used to be funny!
Bench!
Nun!
Fart!
Notch!
Caring Shyness!


ohbombuhohbombuh

7/30/13

His confession is that he likes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VdJB1v2g3w

7/30/13 AppleJack responds:

Shit man, now everyone knows!


jake45128jake45128

7/29/13

everybody does

7/30/13 AppleJack responds:

Not this pony.


jake45128jake45128

7/28/13

aj y u no have confessions?!?!?!

7/30/13 AppleJack responds:

Why not.


ohbombuhohbombuh

7/28/13

He also failed at convincing capitalists that he was one of us.

In any case, just as the blacks would never vote for Romney, Sony's never going to get "gamergirls" to blow 300 bucks on anything they make. They need to remember who got them started.

7/28/13 AppleJack responds:

It is also funny to note that Sony fails to know what it's actual fan base and demographics are, and failing to appeal to the right ones.

I find Sony and Microsoft to be failures of tech companies trying to be "hip".


jake45128jake45128

7/27/13

do you even have any confessions?

7/28/13 AppleJack responds:

I do.

I confess that I have no confessions.


ohbombuhohbombuh

7/27/13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ2_J65ghCw
Hurr let's forget our loyal supporters and focus on winning over people who have never really liked us. That worked for Mitt Romney, right?

7/27/13 AppleJack responds:

It is like saying the KKK should recruit black people to their group.

Romney failed at appealing to the minorities.


I rescued a unicorn from the sorcerer.

7/27/13 AppleJack responds:

YAY!


ohbombuhohbombuh

7/19/13

But think about the implications if he hadn't been tripping. For a fox who appears to brag about his life in comparison to his cousin's, doesn't he sound awfully disappointed by his residence?

7/21/13 AppleJack responds:

Boisterous people are never satisfied with their residence.


ohbombuhohbombuh

7/18/13

"It's always a blast visiting my cousin City Fox at his future palace, but you just can't beat that old country steeze. City Fox's digs be mad sterile. ... Yes sirree, there's some things money can't buy. See that depression? You can't buy that, you gotta earn it. Boy, it's like I can almost see myself sleeping in there..."

7/18/13 AppleJack responds:

Then he starts tripping, and imagines himself drawing a map to riches.


jake45128jake45128

7/18/13

ok i now pronounce this weird conversation is over for now

7/18/13 AppleJack responds:

Ok.


jake45128jake45128

7/17/13

WARNING! CARRY ON READING OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl named Clarissa. She was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital because she killed her mom and dad. She got so bad that she went to kill all the staff in the hospital, so the More-government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her as humane as possible, but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death, she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes, u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. U will either get kissed or asked out. If u break this chain, u will see a little dead girl in your room. In 53 mins someone will say I love you or I'm sorry


jake45128jake45128

7/17/13

wait i dont have to


jake45128jake45128

7/17/13

ok i will watch both but i will look at you more closely

7/17/13 AppleJack responds:

Kk.


jake45128jake45128

7/16/13

i am watching you...

7/16/13 AppleJack responds:

You better watch that sweet ass of yours.


jake45128jake45128

7/16/13

good thing you wont do that right....................

7/16/13 AppleJack responds:

Mhmm.


jake45128jake45128

7/15/13

what does you are within range of rape mean....

7/15/13 AppleJack responds:

It means you are within the proximity of my horse cock being shoved up your anus.


jake45128jake45128

7/15/13

the question is.........

7/15/13 AppleJack responds:

OH GOD THE INTENSITY


ChrausnerChrausner

7/14/13

>has a confession
>denies it

7/15/13 AppleJack responds:

>mfw will never hear the truth


ohbombuhohbombuh

7/13/13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_em bedded&v=jDynagQVtOk
Remember, don't be racist.

7/15/13 AppleJack responds:

Racism is what makes the world up though.


InnudationInnudation

7/12/13

You're a shoe.

7/15/13 AppleJack responds:

Oh boy.


jake45128jake45128

7/10/13

i have a question

7/10/13 AppleJack responds:

Oh do you?


ohbombuhohbombuh

7/8/13

How's the weather?

7/9/13 AppleJack responds:

Sunny.


ohbombuhohbombuh

7/3/13

Say hi to JellyTea and JBK.

7/3/13 AppleJack responds:

JBK is a funny case.


Across the country huh.
Well have fun. Have you ever went to a place out of USA?

7/3/13 AppleJack responds:

Yea, China.


nothing wrong with that. its good to see ur still alive, lol
:D

7/3/13 AppleJack responds:

yay being alive is fun ;)


ohbombuhohbombuh

7/1/13

2 weeks? He probably got summoned for jury duty in the Trayvon Martin case.

7/3/13 (Updated 7/3/13) AppleJack responds:

I will make the jury vote George Zimmerman guilty. I promise (not guaranteed).


Where you going?

7/3/13 AppleJack responds:

Cali


MaartenCMaartenC

6/30/13

Not the 4th of July? Lame.

7/3/13 AppleJack responds:

Ikr? But you know.. California..


AppleJackAppleJack

6/29/13

NOTE: Gonna be back on the 14th of July.

See you then, pplz!


MaartenCMaartenC

6/29/13

:O

Better?

6/29/13 AppleJack responds:

:D yea.


MaartenCMaartenC

6/29/13

O:

That was my comment.

6/29/13 (Updated 6/29/13) AppleJack responds:

u fking w0t m8?


ohbombuhohbombuh

6/28/13

I hear lead is cheap. All we need to do is stock up and pump it out fast enough to get a hit. We could solve multiple problems at once that way.

6/28/13 AppleJack responds:

By "solving" the problems, we mean ridding the satin spawners.


ohbombuhohbombuh

6/27/13

How hard do you suppose it would be to arrange a SCOTUS assassination?

6/27/13 AppleJack responds:

After that passing that gays can have federal benefits, they would be covered with gay people hugging them. So yea, it would be pretty hard to shoot them.