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AppleJack

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Bronx High School of Science

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I'm leaving Newgrounds because it sucks.

Posted by AppleJack - March 27th, 2013


Nah jk.


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Are you tired or something? It sounds like you're confusing the Lich with Prismo. The Lich is evil, undead, and has horns. Prismo is pink and grants wishes.

Whoops.

Edited.

Youtube Poop: Spingebill's Downward Spiral of Crime

Friendship ruined everything. As you can clearly see, Cake fucks shit up by jumping dimensions and creating a black hole via Ms. Puffs eye socket, which caused the Higgs Field to collapse on its own, causing matter to be fucked up. 5:10

You're right about friendship; shortly before Cake pops out, you can see filly Twilight summoning her from Spingebill's mouth.

That fucking whore. She controlled everyone to say no to the task for Spingebill to get into proximity with Ms. Puff to summon Cake, and Twilight used black magic to fuck shit up with the universe and the state of balance with matter.

She is a conspiracy, and part of the Illuminati, and ought to be revoked of her powers.

To be fair, Spingebill shared some of the guilt from the start, when he tore of Patrick's head. He got what he had coming.

Eye for an eye.

Equestria girls will be hilarious.

It would,

Only if you like dark humor.

Cyanide and Happiness is the best comic that expresses dark humor.

See, C&H is aware of its dark humor. The writers of Equestria Girls will probably be blissfully unaware of how insipid their show is. It'll be a very different experience.

Wait are the writers of "Equestria Girls" the same as MLP? If not, then I might have to agree with you... But think of it this way... How do you entertain your target audience when they can't exactly comprehend intelligent jokes?

what was your reaction when u were first diagnosed with aspergers

I shat burgers from my ass.

more like ASPERJACK lol

Lol. I shit Kellog's Applejacks now.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ta9i3YQAzM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ta9i3YQAzM</a>
You know nothing of rustling.

Anthro is way below the bar here...

how r u ? :)

I em gud. Long time no hear...

Sup dude. anything new?

Nope. You?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2e4YpIkqSo">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2e4YpIkqSo</a>\
A little something to break up your studies.

This song... I love it...

But I don't see how Applejack is symbol of fascism. If anything, Rarity is the closest thing to fascist, as she views herself higher than everyone else, and uses her sister. Applejack is more communist, as she farms and is the "common worker."

I dunno man, communist propaganda often is aimed at farmers, but usually they're smart enough to oppose it because their land and livestock would all be claimed by the government. A lot of them, even in the countries that did become communist, foresaw a city idiot making them try to work infertile fields and setting impossible harvest quotas for them. I'd say farmers have the greatest tendency of any working profession to favor capitalism, but of course socialists often refer to capitalists as fascists as a sort of straw-man argument. Furthermore, as Rarity loves attention but feigns generosity at the same time, I think she would fit in well with a strong Communist Party, and thus made that video to defame Applejack's hard work.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hieeq0KxUFw">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hieeq0KxUFw</a>
I hope to see more of this when the time comes.

Communism is equal distribution of property. Applejack works on the farm, and gives everyone their fair share of apples in the town. Fascism is like an absolute power that strictly rules over the people under harsh laws. Rarity tells people to be civil and mannered and is very strict on that with her sister. Also, she acts like a higher power that thinks she deserves all the attention, and is like propaganda where she says she is very elegant, and should be paid attention too (like a cult of personality). I dunno. Classifying these characters as governing methods is a bit difficult.

That video was funny.

How are your studies going?

Good. Just a week more of studying until tests.
Thanks for asking.

Don't fuck up or your parents will kill you.

No pressure though.

I am half-Chinese.

They are Asian, and expect A's, as we are not Bsians, or Csians, but Asians.

Meanwhile in Texas, Hank is mesmerized by the masterpiece of modern music.

How are the finals going?

Good. Next Friday is last day.

Twilight grabbed my boob.

Fucking scum.

<a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/RUN+BITCH+HE+S+COMING+FOR+YOU/hxXrGuk/">http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/RUN+
BITCH+HE+S+COMING+FOR+YOU/hxXrGuk/</a>
She's not the only one messing around in the human world.

Dat grin.

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